Visiting bathhouses in Budapest, the city of spas

We headed to the Kiraly baths, which has alternate days for men only and for women only. I had read a brief description of Kiraly in a travel article and had seen a beautiful framed photo of the bathhouse, which dates to the 16th century, hanging on a wall in our hostel.

But the outside of the building, with chipped green paint and graffiti, was nothing like the beautiful exteriors of the Szechenyi and Gellert baths.

I had my swimsuit with me. My buddy and traveling companion, Ryan Johnson, went to the counter to purchase a swimsuit for himself and entry tickets for both of us.

“Oh boy, Williams,” he said. “This is going to be interesting.”

We were given white-cotton loincloths to wear. We headed to the changing rooms and I couldn’t hold in my laughter trying to figure out how to wear this tiny garment. In the other spas, we and all the other guests had worn swimsuits. We later saw a couple of others at Kiraly wearing swimsuits too; something had been lost in translation when we were handed the loincloths.

The main sauna room was dimly lit by the sunlight coming through small openings in the domed cupola. After submerging in the main spa, I realized the loincloths left nothing to the imagination: They were completely see-through when wet.

We also soon realized the bathhouse was a gay hangout. We’re not in that target audience, but it was no big deal. Then we observed some behavior that would have made me uncomfortable in a mixed-gender spa. We decided to leave after a half-hour.

Unfortunately, Kiraly was the only spa we visited that didn’t offer a refund if you left the facility prior to two hours.

At Gellert and Szechenyi, we’d reluctantly pried ourselves out before the two hours were up in order to get some money back. The refund system is electronic, so even if you stay a minute over two hours, you miss the refund. At Gellert, we were slowed down by the wait in the locker room and didn’t make it in time, but at Szechenyi, we got back 300 forints.

It sounded like a lot of money, even in a country where we were withdrawing local currency from ATM machines by the thousands. Later we did the math, and realized that the 300 forints we had torn ourselves away from those wonderful spas in order to get back was worth all of $1.57.
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If You Go…

BUDAPEST BATHHOUSES: http://www.spasbudapest.com/tartalom.php. Entry prices vary from spa to spa. Gellert was $18.40 (3,500 forints) for entry and locker rental. Szechenyi was $16.30 (3,100 forints). Kiraly was $13.60 (2,500 forints).